In case someone pokes me in the eye with a dirty stick.

My dad used to say, when something was just okay, “Well, that’s better than a poke in the eye with a dirty stick.” Many, many things would be far better than being poked in the eye with a dirty stick. Like eating liver, even. Although, on the nights I was forced to remain at the table until I ate just ONE ┬áBITE of liver, my … Continue reading In case someone pokes me in the eye with a dirty stick.